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i have been laughing at this for entire minutes as long as it splash jfc
british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying
what the fuck is this it looks so bad I'LL WATCH IT 500 TIMES jupiter ascending
First trailer for the new Wachowski movie, “Jupiter Ascending.”
IT BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A STAR WARS MOVIE WITH MILA KUNIS AS A JANITOR WHO BECOMES A SPACE PRINCESS?? PLUS CHANNING TATUM IN RIDONKULOUS EYELINER WITH A DYED GOATEE? AND SEAN BEAN. AND *EDDIE REDMAYNE* AS SOME KIND OF HILARIOUS BRITISH-ALIEN GOTH SUPERVILLAIN.
PUT THIS ALL IN MY EYEBALLS AT ONCE.
UMMMM PAGING LITERALLY EVERYONE I KNOW
(Source: poyzn)it's too muuuuuuuuuuuuuch so happyyyyy turts
Sometimes The Onion is so on point I have to have a long cry in the shower after reading their articles.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :| :| :| :| :| :|daaaaang the onion
E! News has exclusively learned that the actor’s mouth is wired shut after he broke his jaw over the weekend. Efron slipped at the entrance of his L.A.-area home on Sunday in a puddle of water he didn’t see.
He not only broke his jaw when he fell, but he also suffered a gash that required stitches.
Efron is expected to make a full recovery.
so i realized i hadn't checked on the zorp in a while the bolding is mine zac efron sparkling gravy boat
this game was fucking hysterical snow bowl
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
(Source: thefassbender)lololol lightning tree!!!! jane eyre
YES YES YES YES YES 2013 has been about learning to love and admire and cry for liam payne don't cry for me payngentina TOO BAD I'M DOING IT little christmas man liam payne 1d one direction
- HOW HE’S NOT AFRAID TO SHOW OFF HIS LUXURIOUS PUBE MANE
- HOW HE’S AN ENORMOUS DONUT AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE SAME DOOFUS WHO CALLED SANTA “THE LITTLE CHRISTMAS MAN” NO MATTER HOW BIG HIS BICEPS GET
- HOW GENTLE AND SNUGGLY HE IS WITH ZAYN
- HOW HE HAS BLOSSOMED INTO A STURDY BARN OF A RELIABLE MIDWESTERN MAN IN DIRTY JEANS AND WORK BOOTS AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD REWIRE MY HOUSE AND BIRTH A CALF AND STRIP AND REFINISH MY WOOD FLOORS BEFORE MAKING TENDER LOVE TO ME AND THEN LATER CRADLING OUR NEWBORN SON LIAM JR. (L.J.) IN HIS ENORMOUS CATCHER’S MIT CALLUS-COVERED HANDS AND IT IS VERY SOOTHING TO ME
- HOW HE IS A HARD WORKER AND A GENUINE HUMAN AND HE JUST WANTS TO DO GOOD BY HIMSELF AND DO BETTER BY THE PEOPLE HE LOVES AND SOMETIMES HE’S A SENSITIVE DELICATE WILDFLOWER TELLING A MOVIE CREW IN THE BACK OF A TOUR BUS THAT HE’S AFRAID THAT PEOPLE ARE MAYBE DISINGENUOUS WITH HIM BUT AT THE SAME TIME HE’S LITERALLY TATTOOED HIS LOVE FOR HIS BANDMATES ON HIS BODY, FOUR ARROWS, EVERYTHING HE WANTED BUT NOTHING HE’LL EVER NEED BECAUSE ALL HE NEEDS ARE THESE FOUR BOYS BEHIND HIM, WHICH IS FINE, WE’RE ALL FINE ABOUT IT AND I DEFINITELY DON’T NEED A NOVELTY OVERSIZED HANKIE TO WEEP INTO FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS