You know how when you were 13 your room was covered entirely with J-14 posters that you taped to your wall? Well, this is what happens when your mom never let you tape things to the walls. Ten years later, and on the internet.
LOOK WHO WON THIS ROUND, MOM. You may have perfect walls but I have an extensively curated collection of reblogged celebrity pictures. Yes, most of these boys are Jewish.
(25, lady suits, New York City)
“Hiya absurdical. I am barely functioning right now, but I put all of my 20% remaining battery power into trying not to disappoint you, a humon ladygirl. Is this… is this a help? Am I in The Help now? Am I Octavia Spencer? I will make you a shit pie. Scratch that—I will buy you a shit pie factory. We can enter into this business together. Gary Oldman. Powering dowwwnnnnn.”
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