Of course NBC is planning a Dwight-centric spinoff of The Office.
Something about his beet farm and his odd family. Good for him, I guess? I like Rainn Wilson but I think Dwight was the first character on The Office to go from being funny to unbearably obnoxious — though there are many that are trying to catch up. I may not enjoy The Office as much as I used to but I still don’t think it’s a bad show. I just feel like I’m only watching it to be polite. But anyway, here are a list of characters whose spinoffs I would enjoy more than Dwight’s:
- Creed.
- Stanley’s attempt to make it to the National Crossword Tournament.
- Meredith in a soul-crushing drama about her realization of being an alcoholic and her attempts to clean up her life (maybe a crossover episode with Enlightened?)
- Kelly and Ryan being Kelly and Ryan.
- Pam and Jim’s children in high school where they are both juvenile delinquents and terrible people as a result of rebelling against their overly adorable and nauseating parents.
- Whatever character Evan Peters played because I just want him to star in a television show that isn’t as uneven as American Horror Story.
- The documentarians in a flashback show about their lives in film school back when they were wide-eyed and idealistic, when they wanted to make great independent movies that said something about the world, and when they didn’t think they’d spend almost a decade filming a paper company.
I NEED a show devoted to Creed. I have Creed Need.
I will maintain until my very last second on this planet that Creed is one of the only perfectly used characters on television. I think Donna from Parks & Rec is the female equivalent. Every sentence, every look, every gag that both those characters have is timed perfectly. They’re the TV character equivalent of editing a piece of writing until you absolutely could NOT remove one more word without getting your point across in a way that is both economical/true to your voice. For Donna and Creed, you can’t further edit their bits without removing that scene entirely, which to me says: this character is perfectly used.
Blah blah blahhhh this may not have made sense. I’m minorly delirious at the moment.
have i had food today? can't remember creed the officecentering around the...Jim spawned teenage
someone else writes your brain’s exact opinions down.
would give up my life-long stance...Dwight spinoff. Really.
You missed one. Following whatever Timothy Olyphant’s...traveling salesman
I will maintain until my very last second on this planet that Creed is one of the only perfectly used characters on...
have Creed Need.
I’m in support of everyone moving...seriously, how have we never had