You know how when you were 13 your room was covered entirely with J-14 posters that you taped to your wall? Well, this is what happens when your mom never let you tape things to the walls. Ten years later, and on the internet.
LOOK WHO WON THIS ROUND, MOM. You may have perfect walls but I have an extensively curated collection of reblogged celebrity pictures. Yes, most of these boys are Jewish.
"I wrote a play when I was in Chicago … about Catherine the Great. And she was lamenting the fact that she got bad press, and she said she did all these things, but then ‘you sleep with one horse and you’re a horsefucker for life.’"