You know how when you were 13 your room was covered entirely with J-14 posters that you taped to your wall? Well, this is what happens when your mom never let you tape things to the walls. Ten years later, and on the internet.
LOOK WHO WON THIS ROUND, MOM. You may have perfect walls but I have an extensively curated collection of reblogged celebrity pictures. Yes, most of these boys are Jewish.
These shoes don’t know it but they were made for absurdical. Okay fine, and Lucius Malfoy. But they’re practically the same person so let’s not waste time with redundancy, you know?