nedhepburn: Under Johnson’s amendment, it would be illegal for a man to eject sperm in any manner except during condomless, heterosexual intercourse, in order to protect families. (via Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson Writes Satirical Amendment Banning Non-Procreative Ejaculation) I had a really great (“really great”) sarcastic response to this about Jesus giving handjobs until I realized Senator Johnson herself was being sarcastic. GODDAMNIT. I guess I’ll just have to wait five minutes until the next politician dude comes out and lets the world know how terrified he is of his own penis (“WHY WON’T IT STOP SWEATING???”). Also, ha. Haha.

nedhepburn:

Under Johnson’s amendment, it would be illegal for a man to eject sperm in any manner except during condomless, heterosexual intercourse, in order to protect families.

(via Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson Writes Satirical Amendment Banning Non-Procreative Ejaculation)

I had a really great (“really great”) sarcastic response to this about Jesus giving handjobs until I realized Senator Johnson herself was being sarcastic. GODDAMNIT. I guess I’ll just have to wait five minutes until the next politician dude comes out and lets the world know how terrified he is of his own penis (“WHY WON’T IT STOP SWEATING???”).

Also, ha. Haha.

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    hahahaha really? come on.
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    YOU GUYS! Jacking off is reckless abandonment. Legally Blonde is coming true.
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    I thought she was literally serious until I read the article. Somewhat a pity because I was going to call the guys to...
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    What. The. Fuck? In order to protect families? My fucking ass. The only thing this is trying to protect, while failing,...
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    I had a really great (“really great”) sarcastic response to this about Jesus giving handjobs until I realized Senator...
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  23. zenodotus5 said: Poe’s Law up in here.
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    Yet another jackass steps up to the plate