Apparently, this is a brothel “menu” from 1912.
“blowing in the ass hole, new style”
“maid to rub your tool, hardon guar’d” 0.75 cents!
Where do you even begin—
"If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off." I mean… amazing. Also love that your misshapen penis is going to cost you extra.
And then the cat playing the violin!
(Source: blogsareforcats)cash in one hand tool in the other